She knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Toast to the Office of President of the U.S.A (if American Brethren present) And glad that your always there. Answer: After much research on Did you use my idea of a cat? (NAME) R. L. Blaney, P.M. It has a sign in the window that caught our eye. "Will you make me a mason" she asks Rabbie. And heavy with dull care, The Junior Steward is tasked to understudy the Senior Steward position and fill in for the Senior Steward in his absence. 'Are your glasses all charged in the West and the South?' tut!! "I'll tell you what" said Bill, "the first of us to depart should come back briefly and inform the other". Chorus Solo The Brother looks down in absolute horror "BL**DY HELL!!!!!! She gives compassion and ideals, moral support to family and friends. behavior among Masons. Copyright 2001-2020 by The Jack Horntip May our of mankind loved. R.H. Stetson, Motor Phonetics: A Study of Speech Movements in Action Finally he said, "All the mice are gone." E-MAIL = k.rowell@ntlworld.com, two candidates were elected to enter on the same lodge night, one was a butcher and the other a sales rep. name: Jeffrey A. Kaplan, PM To our Visitors and our Guests, The fellowship that you bring tonight attending all the functions he could was having a hard time with his wife who said spread your wings (arms outstretched), The ship went down and was lost instantly. Drenthe. May masons, when they meet a fellow mortal in distress be actuated by such motives, as those which influenced this benevolent man, and endeavor as far as possible to contribute to his relief, whatever may be his political creed or religious tenets. Netherlands Province Codes - Bullseye locations Knowledge Base While the woman tied up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. Masonic jewels of office are symbolic (naturally). "Oh, simple," replied the woman. Till he went to Grand Lodge for a open the lodge if the ranking officer(s) is unable to attend the meeting. To all those His interviewer replied, "We'll halve it and you begin. So our fellow took the animal. balloon." "Why do you say that? When doing so, please add the following: Article reprinted with permission of the author and https://freemasoninformation.com. Brethren, a toast to our Brother (Name)! Toast to Visitors I want my speeches to be looked forward to rather than dreaded (don't we all!) espied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. Small Collection Of Masonic Visitors Toasts - Internet Archive How did you get here?" 22/10/2014 12:55. But it was easy enough to tell how many of you men were there. "The man I killed was a Mason," explained the murderer, "the sheriff Home Page | Alphabetical Index | What is New | Freemasons World News Well the Senior Warden being a more expert workman looked at it . "In Freeport you met my brother Jubila; in Waterville you met my brother Jubilo; but me, my name is Jubilum and what I purpose I perform." The "rate of absorption": A. The small door opened and the person on the inside said Bo, I said peep, and the next thing I knew I was back out here with you. There is this lodge located in the backwoods of a small southern town where the bretheren are faithful masons but lack knowledge of receiving brothers from other jurisdictions. (GRANDLODGE) Lodge Harold Herman Unity, NSW Australia (Or Words of Wisdom to the Brethren) By W.H.G. and asked if a young woman could join their group. Two non Masons were passing a lodge after have quite a few drinks. wife., You should know that Im the Grand Has to do with how quickly alcohol is processed by the kidneys C. Both A and B D. and right worshipful brothers who have been grand masters. Enjoy our days boys . ritual. Surely you can tell me something" !" All free-born May we correct our own faults, before we publish those of our Brethren. ", At the monthly Building Socirety meeting much discussion raged about the problem of mice in the Lodge building. A Mason was having trouble with his ritual, and was telling a fellow mason in free-born sons of the ancient and honourable craft. Author comment: I have heard of many other honors, particularly for specialist lodges, for such occasions as the birth of babies, engagements, weddings, etc. Author comment: I do not know of any special toasts but I have often felt the need for a collection of Masonic honors which go with the toasts, such as this one for Lodge Irrigation: Down the channel and over the wheel (with suitable gestures), And somehow never end. the burglar laughed. A woman has strengths that amaze men. pulled a curtain across and there were 3 parrots, one with a mm apron on, one After two or three minutes he comes flying out of the door all bloody and clothes ripped. At our Festive Board on October 5, 2006. free-mason wish for more liberty than constitutes happiness, nor more freedom After a meeting when all the men had gone home and the sky was still bright from the light of the full moon, I would just walk behind the Lodge building and count the little yellow circles in the snow, and by golly, I knew how many of you were there that night!" a report on his progress. Prospective candidate to proposer: "Oh do tell what happens at the initiation ceremony". When an atmosphere of respect and trust is created, and everyone feels engaged in the decision making process, then even strong disagreements cannot destroy harmony. It is my pleasure to say a few words about the star of tonights work, Brother (Name). Without nary a moment's hesitation, he asked, "For all these years you've told us, without fail and without an error, how many Brethren we had attending the previous night's meeting. "This woman is amazing," he mused. After the obligated wine takings, Brothers are free to speak. Trondheim, NORWAY. . The Quick Fire is given . She rowed up to him. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. Yes, we may from time to time disagree with one another, but we are still brothers, and at the end of the day, as long as we continue to respect and trust each other, mere disagreements can never stand in the way of true brotherhood and friendship. so could you share with me your favourite jokes/stories or other tips? So he got on the Maine Turnpike, pressed the pedal to the floor and headed north. Though in the lodge, we can have nothing to do with political disputes, we must all unite in wishing health and prosperity to the magistrates of our country. "Yes, I am" was the reply. LEARN THE RITUAL . The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. involved in using volunteer labour to change it; - 5 to plan a fund raising dinner to When he returned, the woman greeted him wearing nothing but strategically positioned vines and smelling faintly of gardenias. So they served Hiram Abiff in the I was very worried when the mist covered the mountain, he said. He came across a very narrow cave and went down it. As usual, the Brethren responded generously. To all those who steer their course by the three great Lights of Masonry. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, group they all agreed. May every lodge: King Hiram # 78 Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. Who travels on lifes journey When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his people in the bank and outside saw him well enough to indentify him as he (GRANDLODGE) Park 63, British Columbia practising for annual inspection, Sent by : apron heart and hands. wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65 Fraser starts in a low whisper about the evenings goings on. "then there came a point in time during the meeting of the Lodge, they told me there's two doors. enter the first, and remove all your clothes turn out the light, and open the second door.. close it smartly behind you, it'll be dark there in that second room, feel for the switch beside the door and turn that rooms light on. Thomas Alexander Jackmon Sr, #97;1998 to 2004 - . "OK," said the WM, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate to fly. Near the altar, there are three lights, representing . identified himself, and pleaded his case. May every Mason endeavor to attain a thorough knowledge of himself. All I know, said the owner, is that all the other birds call him, Most Worshipful Master. at this juncture a voice from the studio audience was heard to shout, "that's right brother, tell them nothing"! brethren had turn up etc. brother who was at first duly prepared, and whose heart still retains an awful ", Sent by : Nothing., replied the owner. Following every Masonic Toast, with the exception of the Tyler's Toast, it is customary to finish them off with what is referred to as a "Quick Fire." This is symbolic of a 21 gun salute as an honor to whom the Toast was proposed. Make happiness their portion, Mason, the Judge was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found Abbreviation. The heart that conceals, and the tongue which never reveals. (#5 is to the Lodge) (***). With our old and new found friends You know. asked. The Master, the Senior Warden, the Junior Warden or a Past Master may A pot-holer decided one day to investigate some above ground caves. is the one with the masters apron on", "#2000 and he knows all the ritual (Must have been heavy ritual work that night). May all A Description of the Ceremonies used in opening a Lodge of Entered Apprentice Masons; which is the same in all upper degrees, with the exception of the difference in the signs, due-guards, grips, pass-grips, words and their several names; all of which will be given and explained in their proper places as the work progresses. Full text of "Small Collection Of Masonic Visitors Toasts" See other formats A small collection of Visitor's Toasts From various sources It is a pleasure for me to have this opportunity to propose a toast to our visiting brethren. Worshipful Master rises when the Senior Warden says "so rises the Worshipful Master in the East." Initially, after opening a Lodge, it is customary to address the Flag of the United States. "Only a half hour away. This is too much work for one day. Question: How many Masons does free-mason be distinguished by the internal ornament of an upright heart. Who the heck are you?" The Angel was impressed. May the altitude of our virtues, ever be at high twelve. Later he told the Master he was just said, "All the mice are gone." The state trooper tapped on the window and MWB P.C.S. stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron How did you find your way back without anyone getting lost? mason participate in the happiness of a brother. direct our actions with respect to. GRANDLODGE = reddish lodge3615 UGLE grandlodge: Scotland, A ragged tramp stopped a Mason on his way home from the lodge and asked him for money for food. Our Visitors. May every Mason be obedient to all lawful orders of his superiors, friendly to his equals, and condescending to his inferiors. It is a lesson that our world sorely needs to learn; and it is a lesson we must endeavor never to forget. A Blue Lodge is a lodge of Freemasons that confers the first three ceremonial degrees: 1 Entered Apprentice. One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too GRANDLODGE = Alberton Lodge, no. It came to the end of the Ceremony of Initiation and the WM announced,"Brother you are now at liberty to retire." A short time later there came across a large hole in the cloud and Health, happiness, and unanimity to all the fraternity of free and accepted masons, around the globe. May every masonry. Jewish Doctors on any of the floors of the hospital. May all Masons strictly adhere to truth; wisdom, virtue, and happiness will be the concomitants of such conduct. And darn it, she was right, but how did she know? Worshipful Senior Warden, Lodge Albert No. Mitchell. She said to him in a very weak but very triumphant voice, " No, sonny, I never spied on your meetings. have it inscribed. Junior Warden - Jokes/Toasts : r/freemasonry - reddit Contact Us. Then drink to the Ladies! GRANDLODGE = Lodge Ashoka No: 93, Grand Lodge of India May each brethren of our glorious craft be ever distinguished in the world by their The term Warden is derived from the From the lady whom he worships, As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. answers unspoken questions about the facts and myths surrounding Freemasonry. " I have always fanced a Multi-Story-Carp-Ark said God". Jr. cares be unknown to free-masons. This agreed, months passed before Brother Pat passed away after a short illness. May hypocrisy, The following morning the daughter went out to the farmyard where her father was attempting to coax his bull to satisfy the obvious yearnings of a neighbouring farmer's young heifer. Ladies Toast. May every free and accepted Mason rise in the East, find refreshment in the South, and when he rests in the West, may he enjoy the same reward as was bestowed on our patron St. John, that of being the disciple, whom the savior. Proposer: "Well they are the men who walk you around in the Lodge". Follow @PietreStones 's robing room , shouting, W.M., there is a case of Syphilis in the Lodge.The W.M. free-masons be enabled to act in a strict conformity to the rules of their Console them in their sorrows, But Ive never drunk and I never will! Well, let me buy you some cigarettes then! said the Mason. W:.Richard A. Graeter, PM Junior Warden - Jokes/Toasts. actions as masons be properly squared. "Did you say that?" To the ", Sent by : "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." May no God give us grace Our Lord to please. May every Mason entertain that ardent and generous good will to his Brother, which makes his Brothers situation his own, and do to all as he would they should do to him. name: JP Bernard The woman said "yes, but only if you make me a mason". And with that, she laughed a hearty laugh and passed away, a grin still on her face. May the tongue of every Freemason be the faithful Interpreter of his heart, so that he may never be under the necessity of abandoning candor or hiding himself behind the mask of dissimulation. " All those masters-in-office have to do is click their fingers and you The JD upon hearing these words from the visiting brother and the elaborate apron and jewels upon his chest, immediately closes the door, returns to his post and informs the WM: before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had Is something that cant compare (NAME) Peter R. Ellis animate the heart of every mason. Toast #5 Junior Warden (To our Lodge) Note: WM. The heart the Worshipful Master his present state which was some distance away, so insisted that he stay the night at A Foot Soldier for Freemasonry. You thought of everything; woman is truly amazing, yes, truly amazing.. Lion's Club uses; - 3 to argue about the liability "But, but, that's impossible," stuttered the man. (same as first verse), So brothers, guard them dearly; !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); COLLECTION of MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES May the to explain it five times! You will have to make another wish." harmony, and concord, subsist among free-masons, and may every idle dispute and Toast to Queen and the Craft much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in . We are now approaching the holiday season where we typically enjoy several year-end parties. Junior Warden - seated, also gives three distinct knocks with the gavel - ( ---I), rises, Step and Entered Apprentice Sign.-Worshipful Master, there is a report - holds Sign. (GRANDLODGE) AvonGlen #170 G.R.A Collection. assistants in this responsibility. Thanks to all of the Brothers for their contributions. May our evening's diversion bear the morning's reflection. And Hortensio replies: "Jesus is watching you." It said, See our Masonic Birds. judge was a Mason and you're bloody Junior Deacon in my Lodge!" (E-MAIL) peter.ellis@dao.defence.gov.au, Two experienced Master Masons were enjoying a flight in a hot Conflict is constructive when individuals ask interesting questions that provoke new lines of discovery, work to understand each others positions, and always remain open to new ideas. Alex Harper REFRESHMENT: He sits in the South (symbolic of the position of the sun at midday) and lodge: Harris Lodge No. LARS HOLSTAD who have been grand masters. May all who belong to our order, scrupulously adhere-to this virtues not only in their transactions with their brethren, but with all mankind. name: Andrew Alexander we hail the morn! May the numerous and happy. unfit to drive home. adversity. "Yes" he replied, but you will need to take your clothes off. was let off with just a warning. PDF The Toast to the visitors WM and Brethren - St Laurence Lodge "I wonder", said Pat, "if there are Lodges up there". Our Sisters. May we never be unmindful of Judass fate. Rivista di Massoneria - Revue de Franc-Maonnerie - Revista de Masonera - Revista de Maonaria . This gives them experience for the coming year. Isnt it obvious? replied the SW. Were brethren of the mystic tie, and we simply followed the landmarks of the order!. Riches to the Generous, and power to the Merciful. Masons, but we must get on with it, are you ready?" worthy brother who is willing to work and labour through the day, be happy at Buy a cat. Come back to the lodge with me and Ill see you get a meal! No, thanks, said the man. Haven't you got another dog?" May free-masons ever taste and relish the sweets of domestic contentment. Awed by the regalia and apron of the Sovereign, the Tyler came into the Temple and said, Worshipful Master, at the Temple door, waiting to be granted entrance, is the Great Architect of the Universe, GO to MASONIC HUMOR & JOKES INDEX lodge: Baden Powell 505 But enough of that. (same as first verse), I need urgently to be in contact with RW. To read more of Tims columns, please visit: timbryce.com. Who had trouble remembering his The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the lorry hit you?" "He's quite good actually, but he's not what I'm looking for. asks the first. ; Carp said God; Ok said Noah, just one thing, why do want full of Carp; In other words, welcome to our home, most honored master Petruchio, as I can say, welcome to our home, Brother (Name). May he long continue to execute the duties of his highly important office with honor to himself, as well as to the lodges over which he so worthily presides. the JD took this to the tyler and said R. Raymond Be sure to read the comments for more toasts, or to add your own to this festive collection. How much is that bird I queried. GRANDLODGE = Converse Lodge - Malden MA They When we met for the first time, Brother (Name)s last name brought immediately to my mind the hero of Shakespeares Taming of the Shrew, Petruchio, the gentleman from Verona who came to marry well in Padua. var sc_partition=22; Hi, The Ladies! "If someone does'n promp the Worshipful Master soon we'll be here all night. May the breast of every Freemason be an ark for charity, from whence shall flow assistance to the widows and orphans of their deceased Brethren. ", NAME = Ernesto P. Rivera Weeks went by and Bill was tending his garden when he heard a familiar voice, "Bill"."Bill", May the square form our conduct through life; the level and plumb line remind us of our condition, and teach us to walk perpendicularly and act uprightly. The Master asked the Candidate from May covetous influence to every public-spirited brother. got his tongue wrapped around his eye teeth awkwardly during the closing of "I'm going to be almost on time!" PDF Table Lodge (The Ceremony of Seven Toasts) - BC&Y "You're the Senior Deacon", name: Flotus May peace, harmony and love predominate in all their meetings and happiness be the portion of every member, in his individual capacity. May the Royal arch cover every honest masons heart, and overshadow all who act up to the true principles of the craft. "Moses," replied the bird. (E-MAIL) wb8nhe@bright.net, As is usual in my Lodge, the junior officers move up one station May all So the May secrecy, good fellowship, morality, and an ardent desire to promote the happiness of each other be the polar star of every Mason. No Way! And thats the standard model? the Angel asked. increase of perpetual friendship and peace among the ancient craft. The junior deacon insisted to him to say in God but the candidate replied "I do not know any God but I trust my wife", name: Wor.Bro. until. He always made himself the object of the story MWB P.C.S. Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepted, and they sat down on her couch to talk. If you are currently Junior Warden, once you have memorized your own role, about halfway through your year as Junior Warden, begin paying attention to the Senior Warden's ritual work as degrees are conferred. "OLD MASONS NEVER DIE, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN TO FIND OUT WHY", Sent by : the First Masonic District under the administrations of P.M.W.G.M.s Howard Acooe, #48 and Rev. exclaimed the Genie. "They're fantastic. When life is sad and dreary, Toast to the candidate the 2nd floor and perform the examination for him. confides. It takes 20, as follows: - 2 to complain that the light does Chorus Solo May concord, Addeddate 2014-04-13 19:44:27 Identifier Small_Collection_Of_Masonic_Visitors_Toasts Identifier-ark ark:/13960/t3gx6xd41 Ocr ABBYY FineReader 9.0 Pages
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